A snake goes into his doctors office and says Doctor I cant find my glasses
so the doctor get him a new pair and the snake goes home Happy
about 4 days later the doctor Sees the snake heading for Mental Health department
the doctor goes up to him and asks whats wrong you can tell me
the snake looks up and says I was happy until I went home that night from youR office
the doctor looks puzzled
the snake goes you gave me this new hidef lenses
and I found out my girlfriend is just a rope

Good one, Cyd.

Sorry mod's if this joke seems inapropriate, feel free to remove if it is ... but I thought it was quite funny!

There was a man, he went to the bar down the street and asked the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey. That bartender looks at the man and asks:
" What's the matter?"

The guys looks at the bartender as he says:
"I just found out my brother was gay, and he is going to marry my best friend."

The next day, the same man comes into the bar and this time he askes the bartender for 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender looks at the man again as he asks:
" What happened this time?"

The man simply replies:
" I just found out my son is gay."

The day after that the same man comes into the bar once more and this time asking for 15 shots of whisky. Tha bartender sees the man and finally asks:
" Doesn't anyone in your family like woman?!"

The guy slowly looks at the bartender as he simply replies:
"Apparantly my wife does."

good one Alex

Ok, I just got this one from a friend and haaaaaaaad to share...LOL!

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

haha
very funny